Life, Love, and Liberty

Oh dear, this is rather amusing — though, not because sex is something to be immature and giggly about –, and it’s also quite true.

It’s not going to lick itself.

Indeed. It is not, so you should suitably equip yourself by reading Gwen Master’s review of two oral sex kits — one for the ladies and one for the gentlemen.

Check out this excerpt:

We put the batteries in, opened up the lube and got down to business. The man of the house was eager to show off the new things he learned from the Ultimate Guide, and oh, my…he’s a fast learner! With a few naughty techniques and the Orchid G touching that perfect spot in just the right way, the mind-blowing orgasm arrived before we could even think about getting to the Lickable Oil. But that’s alright, because the generous bottles of the lube and oil will last for a long while, and there are many more sections of the books to try out. By the way, did I mention the vibes are waterproof? Lots of oral fun can be had in the shower, the bathtub, the whirlpool, or outside in the rain — the options are endless.

Yummy yummy. If only I made my living by providing mind blowing oral pleasure to wonderful people who enjoy a good discussion afterwards too . Now, that would be a good time! Except there would be vice cops on my tail.

Grrrr…

And they call this an amazingly free country

Bah. I’ll believe it when they defund the enforcement of laws against prostitution. Will Barrack Obama do that? Don’t count on it. You can try to convince me otherwise, but I just don’t see a member of the ruling class-establishment, as likely to take a strong stand for decriminalization on this vital issue.

Anyhow, you should go read the entire review by clicking this link. And go thank The Midwest Teen Sex Show for this fine quote. I absolutely love their show!

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